Alyssa Says the Darndest Things...

• We’re having fun Mommy!
• My hiney hurts. Kiss it Mommy!
• Alyssa eating baby Jesus. It’s crunchy, the baby Jesus! (from our nativity set)
• Mommy I’m so proud of you! (when I brought her a snack)
• Mickey’s socks are slippery. (when the mickey doll fell over)
• Daddy’s wearing underwear like Minnie’s underwear.
• Alyssa make dinner for Mommy.
• The cat has a mustache.
• I’m super duper Alyssa!
• Daddy wants pink on his nails too! (when she saw Mommy’s manicure)
• The snow’s almost all gone. We can go to the beach now.
• I can swim in the bathtub and in the ocean with the ducks!
• I can make bubbles with my hammer.
• My dirt is hugging me.
• Coming Mommy? How about you Dad? (after Mommy wasn’t coming to get her out of the crib)
• Daddy has a boo boo on the back. I’ll kiss it!
• I miss you Dad.
• I’m doing pee pees. (to the store sales person)
• Maybe the boy wants to pick up my bunny snack. (she dropped it out of the cart at the store)
• The garbage doesn’t talk mom.
• Apple hurts my nose.
• I want to collect pinecones. Some of them are in the trees.
• I’m pretending to be a doctor.
• I love cake! It’s very, very good!
• I want decorations, a fancy hat, a cake, and candles to blow out. (for her birthday)
• Daddy has boobs Mommy!